The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat terrorism
and we are being encouraged to demonstrate against these terrorists this
Friday at 15:00 hours GMT.
It is a well-known fact that the Taliban are against alcohol consumption
and think it is sinful to look at a naked woman. Therefore, at 15:00
hours this Friday, all women should run naked through their office while
men chase them with a beer in their hands. This is the best way to show
our disgust for the Taliban and will hopefully help us in detecting the
terrorists amongst us, so anybody who does not do as proposed will be
deemed a terrorist, denounced to the world and shot.
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